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Hospital Offers Free Healthcare To Anyone Who Beats 500-Milligram Morphine Challenge
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Struggling Tech Company Almost Desperate Enough To Start Making Actual Product
Humanitarian Aid Just Guns Again
Raytheon Engineers Announce Successful Test Of New Drone On Mice
Pentagon Warns Chinese Landmass Could Break Off And Zoom Across The Ocean To Get Us
Bill Belichick Visits Hospital To Watch Terminally Ill Fan Die
Scientists Announce Shrimp Just As Dumb As They Thought
I also worked as a staff writer on The Trump Leaks, The Topical, and A Very Fatal Murder.